Dear Liberal Media Chidren,

Yes, Daddy’s home now. I know that terrifies you as you claw at your own faces and pile up your feckless attack pieces, in anticipation of my show launch. But endlessly emailing me for comments about your personal, and administration, hit pieces is a waste of time. I have less than zero interest in contributing to your fairytales.

So, to save us both time, I’ll issue a universal response to your “inquiries.” In my kindest and most courteous Queens, NY voice I’ll ask that you respectfully go f#%^ yourselves and save the energy it takes you to thumb out an email to me.

Thanks, and have an amazing weekend.

-Dan https://truthsocial.com/@dbongino/115911339807491792